Musical interlude of the day
turn up speakers and enjoy!
Labels: humor
Discussing medicine, culture, and the joys of cooking Pansit.

Dr. B, Retired doc, living a life of leisure in the rural Philippines...and taking a cockeyed look at the absurdities of the world...
DaveBarry remind all of you that today is Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day
And for those of you who speak Tolkien, here is a translation for you
Somwhere in Holland, a group of piratical Tolkien fans celebrated Dutch Tolkien Day (Sept. 11) with a contest to see who could come up with the best Tolkien-to-Pirate translation. They sent along too many to print here, but our favorites include:
One Ring to rule them all,
One Ring to find them
One Ring to bring them all,
and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where shadows lie
Translated as:
“Arrr! Booty' be steerin’ them landlubbers,
Aye! it be findin’ them
Beauty' be' makin’ them walk the plank,
arrr! it be,
In t' holes of bilge rats where black spots placed be”



actually it was Sept 18, so we missed it.
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Vaccine paranoia kills kids.
A couple days after I posted about the problem HERE, StrategyPage provides more details here.
related item: Is the internet fueling paranoia?
maybe, but we were pretty paranoid in the 1950's
and Professor Anderson in her course on Germany history does point out how the technology of the printing press fueled religious hatred: Printers found that the most radical pamphlets sold more so they made more money...some printers even published screeds from both sides. The result was the religious wars in Germany.
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Strategypage also has a summary of Philippine war news HERE.
but they have it wrong: it's BIFF, not BILF...as in the BIFF for the MILF.
and yes, you can buy it on a teeshirt HERE at Zazzle.
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Factoid of the day BIFF in the UK means a unix mail program... more HERE.
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Does eating low fat yogurt when pregnant increase your kid's chance of allergies?
Actually the study was trying to prove evil milk caused more allergies, but they only found an increase in yogurt eaters, making one think that maybe it was a selection error (yogurt eating is more common in health conscious and in those with lactase deficiency).
related item: Yuck. Yogurt Sodapop.
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autism and GI problems may be related...
uh, which autisitc kids? there were only 22 in the study, and they didn't say if it was fragile X or another genetic problem as the cause.
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Rich Rescorla will join the ranks of Nixon and Harvey Milk by having an opera written in his honor.
Another video preview HERE.
more HERE.
Factoid: His photo was on the front of the book "We were soldiers once, and young"...which was later made into the movie "we were soldiers"... more bio facts HERE.
more about the opera and you can buy the opera album HERE.
No,I won't buy it: I dislike modern "opera" type music for it's atonality.
Labels: music
This article says that the lowly Malunggay plant (moringa oleifera) is being pushed by some development workers in Sierra Leone as a miracle plant:
It is unclear how the plant first came to Sierra Leone.
The United Methodist Committee on Relief (UMCOR) which has promoted its use in Ghana and Liberia says it first brought the seeds to Sierra Leone in 2001, later training some 150 farmers on how to cultivate it.
Freetown botanist Christian Jones, says: "It is likely that it was one Pakistani soldier serving in the UN Peace mission who discovered the presence of Moringa in the 1990s in the back yard of a house in the capital."
Catholic NGO Caritas recently led a campaign to popularise the use of Moringa by distributing samples in the northern city Makeni, urging some 2,000 residents to replant them in their back yards and farms.
Labels: food
India is helping Vietnam, and China is threatening both.
no international law doesn't count if China claims they "owned" the area a century ago.
At least they never "owned" the Philippines, but Vietnam was once a colony of China, as was Korea...
The US is Mr. Milquetoast in all of this which bodes poorly for the area.
Joy and Chano and the farmers are out getting in another rice field. We postponed it for the last two days because it rained during the night, and by the time the fields dried, it started raining again.
Last night it didn't rain a lot, So they are out trying to get another field done before it rains (and it's getting dark...)
our main jeep thresher is getting old, and our new secondary thresher (which can be wheeled out to the fields with a waterbuffalo) is smaller...but the rice is cut by hand so usually we get a lot of folks to help. Even Dita (our 65 year old cook) takes off to help her kids during harvest season.
I am staying home. I was city born and bred, and would be in the way.
Labels: family news
The Good news of the day:
the astronauts landed safely.
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The bad news of the day (from Wired):why expensive weapons systems fail:
Air Force Lt. Col. Dan Ward provides a nerdy-but-accurate examination of the Empire’s acquisition flaws in building the moon-sized death ray:
--------------------------In the Star Wars universe, robots are self-aware, every ship has its own gravity, Jedi Knights use the Force, tiny green Muppets are formidable warriors and a piece of junk like the Millennium Falcon can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. But even the florid imagination of George Lucas could not envision a project like the Death Star coming in on time, on budget.
The Empire’s answer to Ash Carter should have seen it coming. It’s embarrassing enough that the galaxy’s supposedly most fearsome weapon was felled by crappy duct work.

Andrew Cusak says if you like Tolkien, try pronouncing these lovely Finnish words.
kaupunkilaissuomenruotsalaiset — Finland-Swedish townspeople
pyyhkäisyelektronimikroskooppi — scanning electron microscope
paikallispuolustusjärjestelmä — local defense system
ylioppilastutkintolautakunta — matriculation examination board
tietojenkäsittelyjärjestelmä — data processing system
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The Kalevala was partly behind some of the LOTR, but especially behind the sad tale of Turin Turumbar.
And this cheesy Russian/Finnish film was based on some of the stories in the Kalevala
as was the Chinese film Jade Warrior
and there is a Disney version, starring Uncle Scrooge...
Labels: tolkien
Who is bigger? Aussie's Cassius Clay or our Lolong?
another big question here: Did Miss Philippines lose the Miss Universe crown because she said she'd chose God over her boyfriend?
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more news:
Lysistrata in Mindanao...
The JI terrorist group "graduates" 20 bomb makers, and so Catabato city is on alert.
half of the world is using counterfeit software.
Yeah, it's all over the place here, even when you buy a computer with guaranteed legal windows.
Labels: philippines
Barry Manilow on Ron Paul: ‘I agree with just about everything he says’
via Drudge, of course.
Labels: absurdity
biography of Brother Dutton of Molokai ...he's an interesting character (a Civil war vet suffering from ptss, alcoholism, a bad marriage etc. who sobered up and went to help an ailing Father Damian). However, I suspect this is a pious book, so it will put you to sleep.
What is it with PTSS? John Bradbourne had a similar background of ptss from World War II, and when he was killed was proclaimed a saint by the locals who loved him (not the more "useful" missionaries who were similarly killed).
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Librivox also has their latest collection of mystery stories for your listening pleasure,
older stories
Labels: books
from the Phil Inquirer:
A bigshot Swiss conservancy group wants the endangered crocs to be released into the wild, but local mayors and barangay leaders are saying no way.
Yeah, it's a bummer that voters don't want their kids to be eaten.
Labels: green
It's the mid autumn harvest festival in China
Yes, they celebrate it in Manila (but not here in the Provinces, where there are few Chinese).
celebrate with a mooncake or two or three or four...
mooncake recipe HERE.
or watch this:
Labels: asia, philippines
Labels: everyday heroes, human rights, medicine, science
the next "End of the world" day will be September 26th, when the earth will be hit by the comet Elenin.
and if that doesn't do it, don't worry: The planet Nibiru is due next year.
Labels: absurdity

Boost your wifi signal with a beer can.
actually it won't work here, because someone put the wifi up near the ceiling next to a concrete wall that blocks the signal.
Sigh.
but after a year, I finally got an internet wire connection to the bedroom so I can blog downstairs.
Labels: computers

Spongebob Squarepants is bad for kids because it makes them ADD.
by making it a public health issue, they will allow the government to intervene.
The results should be interpreted cautiously because of the study's small size, but the data seem robust and bolster the idea that media exposure is a public health issue, said Dr. Dimitri Christakis